To all members,

Whereas, it’s December 23….
Whereas the past 36 hours have been a little ‘hectic’.
Whereas we used to have the Dec. Business meeting before the Holiday Party (for REASONS like this),
And whereas there’s already a bunch of no-shows calling in (see: no quorum).
Be it resolved, there shall be NO BUSINESS MEETING tonight (December 23, 2013).

Presidents Report: Be safe & Merry Christmas!

Next business meeting will be Monday January 27, 2014.